My soldiers are good soldiers , except for one of them, who makes my life a living hell…..

I work hard, and my boss doesnt see it. All the other people do though, so I guess its good.

They liked it when I went in the tear gas chamber, I didnt.

KATUSAs (Korean soldiers augmenting the US Forces) are goofy, but generally good kids.

I’m tired of Korean girls calling me a playboy…..I dont think I am one anymore, if I ever became one since September, which arguably I may have been at times, but the term playboy sounds SO stupid. So what if I get a couple different numbers and date a few girls at the same time, once I find one that I like enough its different… oh shit…. just kidding im not that stupid word.

I miss my friends from Arlington, but like it here.

Getting drunk and wandering the streets of Daegu can be hazardous.

I work too hard, and spend too much time accidentally falling asleep when off duty…. Must enjoy life more instead of work all the time.

My fingers are hurting from the guitar callousingnessishessity. My arm hurts from the smallpox. My hip kind of hurts from the bone marrow.

Im glad the bone marrow woman is alive, but im frustrated she hasnt written me a letter back yet - hope she is good.

Disappointed that the emo girl from my past didnt turn out to be who I thought she was.

Im annoyed by the frequent amount of texts and calls I get from Korean advertising agencies.

Mike Swigert constantly tells me he wants to be inside me. If he can find a non-gay way to do this, I dont mind. ( okay thats a joke)

I miss Jeff, and talking to him when driving back to Aberdeen.

I miss Aberdeen.

I miss my little Layla Bum. I miss my little Layla Bum. I miss her. I miss that fucking dog so much.

My secretary makes me laugh because she is SO damn goofy, and i feel uncomfortable that her and my boss’s secretary chat about the varying degrees of cuteness my haircuts provide.

I need to get better at baseball.

Swimming is a great way to get in shape.

Hillary Clinton is a bitch.

Im tired of waking up early every day, and going to bed late.

I wish I could go to Asylum with my friends on weekends, and hang out with that black dude whos name i forget, but has REALY REALLY puffy hands.

I want to hear Mike Berger say “shalacked”

I miss Stephie, in general.

I miss all my friends.

I’m excite for CPT Chi’s upcoming baby.

I miss senior year.

I miss some aspects of TRADOC

I should have proposed in August.

Im in love with a girl who died in September, and every day wish life had gone differently for both of us so we could be together.

Karma is supposed to pay dividends, but Ive yet to see a single cent. Being a good guy is supposed to pay off, and the douchefags out there arent supposed to succeed.

Anyone who has a soul-stache should be drawn and quartered.

I want to adopt after the future ex-mrs. Lane and I have our first kid.

I still regret September so much.

Kick his ass, Sea Bass!

Howard Dean, BYAAH!

Classic.

Im teaching myself guitar, btw.

slowly starting to lose touch with everything.

Help.

Taste my soul

Laughed at this a few years ago….

“WHO ALL HAS SEEN THE LEPRECHAUN, SAY YEA!”
and the amateur sketch is classic…..

Wowowowo sooooo tired, ran this morning a good distance, and then I did some pushups and all that crap.

Am taking Lipo 6 Supplement, it makes my heart beat a little faster, but its all good

Last night ate a crapload of SoKalbi ( i guess thats what its called, BEEF RIBS!!!!! MACHISOYO!

At the moment I’m trying to convince my brother to move here……

Korean culture is actually pretty rad. Here is an example :

Oh well, my girlfriends in these videos all do a SPLENDID Job.

Current people tracking on possibly coming to visit me : Mike Berger?, Pat, Mike S?, Alex?, Laura? -, Danielle - yay , Kyla??? MAYBE?? *shruggers*

Im starting to love it here.

Went to seoul this weekend. Was too much fun. Didnt get off work til about 10PM on Friday, so me and Chi drove up to Seoul late late but we made it in with some time to spare. Got my drink on, had fun…

Saturday chilled in Seoul, went to to the COEX mall, went to the casino, then got my drink on again Then went to a club which was real fun………….. dating a Korean girl again makes me really nervous. The last time I did it messed me up really really really really really really really really really really really really really really bad. But not all Korean girls are soulless, right? Isnt there one of those T-shirts that says korea’s got Seoul? Get it…. anyways….

We shall see how this one goes…

As for this morning, Chi and I swam a bunch, which was nice-euh. Only about half a kilometer I think, but im pretty beat from it cause I guess we kind of sprinted it. Was nice-euh!

Going to continue my regimen and hit the beach in 2-3 months w/ my six! Nice-euh..

Kamsahamnidizzle beyotches!

Ran up Hill 303 for PT this morning. 

This area is somewhat famous because the area IM staying in is part of the “Pusan Perimeter” from the Korean War.  This is basically where we stopped the commie bastards from winning and taking over Korea.  Hill 303 was a famous spot on our defensive perimeter, as well as the site of a massacre which took place(30 some odd americans were captured and killed by the Reds)

In other news….. This is what we fought to prevent, and strive to protect people from: