Nor meant to be….

Kick his ass, Sea Bass!

Wowowowowowowo!

 1.  I got off work BEFORE 2000.  Holy shiznizzle.  Amazing.  But whatever, when ur a boss you work later than those under you - if you arent you are a shitty boss. 

2.  I DIDNT GET YELLED AT AT THE STAFF MEETING!   I actually was commended for doing a good job.  This is just a result of my soldiers doing such a good job and keeping me up.  I love those kids,  hard workers!  For the most part….. every group has its problem child.

3.  !!!

OMAHA, Neb. (AP) – A Roman Catholic nun accused of stealing from the Omaha Archdiocese and gambling much of the money away has pleaded guilty to theft.

An attorney says Sister Barbara Markey pleaded Monday to theft of more than $1,500. Defense attorney J. William Gallup says she also agreed to pay $125,000 in restitution.

!!! AWESOME……  like…. wow.  I thought I had a slight gambling problem but this, this is classic. 

Speaking of problems, I need to fix myself.  Currently im kind of banking on the whole heaven and hell not existing, because of my excessive debauchery, drinking, alcohol(general Robert Downey Jr’ism) but whatever.  Hell is where all the fun people will be right? 

I miss my friends…… and…. without further adieu………… a list.

 Mike S:  “WE HAVE TO KILL THEM ALL, GET THEM OUT OF HERE OR IM GOING TO FUCKING SLAUGHTER THEM[sopho year while i hit on laura gamse] “

Mike B: “What am I going to do? Bring them back to my house?  Be like “hey, theres my cat magellan.” “thats my dad,  hi dad!”  NO dude, No game! [December08]

Matt B:  Throwing the ash stick thing away after singing STD with me, a la TRIATHALON 08

Spencer : Best Kiss Ever,  just because…..

 Jeff:  The whole tap the girl on the shoulder thing and then wave at her … and somehow end up hooking up with her, even though she may be ugly.  Sometimes cute though

Jenna:  Falling down at the club infront of that dude,  you guys know what im talking about except jenna, cause she was DUNNISHED.

Ever: Yelling at me on the metro, and us getting lost in WHEATON

Kym: when she kicked matt out of mike’s apartment when he was visiting at tufts, and he had to stay on my plague infested couch…. hahahah

Mayhew: taking his shirt off and walking through auburn. “HEY LANE THOSE GUYS ARE FOLLoWING ME” Me(upon realizing those guys was really a US postal service mailbox): “HEY , STAY AWAY FROM MY FRIEND! (KICK) 

Stephen :  When we woke up dazed and there was that one girl sleeping next to me on the couch and i was like “oh boy” so we left and you didnt want to leave, so i pulled you out, and you came-to while walking on the street and started yelling at me because you didnt know where you were or how you got there.

 Carolyn: when you, andrea, anna, and stephie made out for like 3 hours and took all those pictures.  Oh … that hasnt happened…. yet. 

what the hell am i doing, ranting to kill time.  I should make more lists like this,  and I should also stop drinking.

<3

-Mike