Nor meant to be….

LONDON, England — A heartbroken Briton is one step closer to starting a new life as he tries to auction his “entire life” online following the break-up of his marriage.

Ian Usher said he was selling his house and all its contents because they remind him of his marriage.

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Ian Usher, who moved to Australia six years ago, is selling his house, car, job and even an introduction to his friends on eBay. By 1530 GMT on Monday bids had reached almost US $285,000.

Usher is saying goodbye to his three-bedroom home in the western Australian city of Perth and all its contents, including his car, motorbike, jet ski and parachuting equipment.

The auction closes at 2 p.m. Australian time on Saturday (0600 GMT) after which he said he would leave the country. “My current thoughts are to then head to the airport and ask at the flight desk where the next flight with an available seat goes to, and to get on that and see where life takes me from there,” he said.

The 44-year-old, who originally came from Darlington, in northern England, will even include an introduction to his friends and a trial run at his job. “On the day it’s all sold and settled, I intend to walk out of my front door with my wallet in one pocket and my passport in the other, nothing else at all,” he said on his Web site, ALife4Sale.com.

Usher said he wanted a fresh start because his current life reminds him of his former marriage.

The couple parted a year ago but details of the breakup are only available to those who pay a fee on Usher’s Web site.

He said: “Everything that I have — the furniture in the house — all has memories attached to it. It’s time to shed the old, and in with the new.”

Usher’s employer at the rug store in Perth where he worked as a shop assistant, said she backed the auction. Her company vowed to offer the successful bidder a two-week trial run that could result in a permanent job.

She said: “When Ian came up with this idea, because we had seen him go through a break-up of marriage and pain and bits and pieces, I thought it was really exciting.

“We thought, why not give it a go?”

Usher said his friends in the city were prepared to be introduced to the highest bidder so he could advertise his auction as offering a complete lifestyle.

Sweet Jesus.

Its been a long time since ive written in this, because way too much has been going on.

The last week of work has been a daze.  The kind of days where I find myself in the office until 1900 and im totally unphased because Ive been working on so much crap.  Everytime I seem to get a break it seems someone else is dropping work on my desk, and the projects vary in sizes from huge to small.  Its beautiful though because I find myself able to do everything I get.

I got my first evaluation report too and did really well, so Im pumped that my hard work is paying off.

Spent some weekends in Daegu and Pusan, and had a incredibly great time.  It seems that Ive discovered the joys of clubbing again and the real meaning of being single and having fun.  Its take 9 months but I think im finally completely over my ex, as I find myself unable to remember most of the things that used to really make me miss her.  I guess this is a good thing, because she turned out to be a really cruel and evil person.  Unfortunately

This whole diet and p90x thing has been going AMAZINGLY!  Im starting to get that sexy V shape back that i was getting at the end of BOLC II, and my arms are sexifying.  I do a jump program in the mornings (leg strength training) and have been noticing increased strength and dexterity in my legs.  Ive been doing p90X at night and have noticed some actual growth and toning since I started.  I still have a few months left in the program, and will post before and after pix of my disgusting fatbody once I have my much desired six.

My two is starting to poke out again so im happy.  SUmmer is starting and I have a few months of beach action available, so I need to keep working at it before I get that nasty nasty build ive been kicking my ass for.

On a final note,  Only 5 months until first lieutenant  ^^.  And only 3 months til my replacement gets here and I maybe get to get a new position!  Sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet

I’m happy for the first time since Sep 1.  I think.

There was a time when i first entered TRADOC that I was working out a lot, and eating relatively healthy. The good thing about being in the Army sometimes is that you dont have a lot of time to eat like crap. Unfortunately for me, Winter Exodus came and then I was sent to Aberdeen, and it all went downhill.

For years Ive been deciding I want to get in nasty good shape. Ive run two marathons, I work out frequently, etc etc. But for some reason I never quite attain that addonis, or gerardbutler look that IM hoping for. I think it has to do with the insane amount of unhealthy food and liquor that I consume. Anyways….

Ive decided to once and for all do something about it. Ive been borderline good shape for years now, and im going to finally give myself the little push.

When Im sitting here, thinking about TODAY, 90 days into the future seems really really distant. In reality, it isnt that bad. Ive already been in Korea for 2 months, that time flew by. If I started a healthy workout/exercise plan I would already be where I want to be. SO I guess what im saying is now I will start it, and see what happens. Gerard Butler, eat your fucking heart out.

And the good news is, I got a trip to Busan coming up in two months, so Im going to get my beach on.

Note: Ladies, please dont get too excited.

Intent: Monday-Fri I will run, do the jump program, and do P90X. I will also swim a lot. When my body feels like it needs rest, it will get rest. On the weekend I will make a sincere effort to drink less, and eat less shit. During the week, I will eat well.

Wish me luck, I will write a status update in 30 days.

Love,

-Mike

Great weekend. Unfortunately it was spent doing things I shouldnt have been doing. Highlights:

-Being extremely dunnished and managing to go on a weird pseudo - date with this girl Ji-won. I told her she looked prettier when she didnt wear a headband, and she was confused, but I think really likes me. Note to self - never call her back. Never DATE an asian girl, EVER! Thanks, Christine.

-Baller hats and aviators?

- Going to bed at 9AM repeatedly

- Puppies! (video to follow!)

- Being a white dude in Korea is fun because you;re different. With my buddy Brandon, he is 6 foot 5 and black, so he steals it. which is fair.

- Some random group of korean girls who grabbed me at hte club and threw me into the middle of their circle and danced with me and were very loud and I was confused, but then had a GREAT time!

- Club G2 in General was awesome.

- Brandon puking was funny, but I didnt let him know at the time.

- Getting phone numbers of girls, even though I have no intention of dating them.

Oh life, you are so funny.

Im in love with the devil, who hasnt talked to me in months.

Im crazy about another girl who Im pretty sure I make feel uncomfortable, but she likes my music so I can not help it.

Ohhhh wowowowow. Seoul next weekend?

First off, want to start this off with a TBS video, a really shitty video, of a decent song…

now that thats over with i want to talk about something which has pissed me off….

I dated a girl for about a year, it got pretty serious, and then she went psycho on me and that was the end of that. I dealed with the relationship pretty shittily, even though in my defense so did she because she was extremely wishy washy, deceitful, and just generally shitty. Anyways…
I havent spoken person to person with this girl in many months. Yes, I admit there were several drunk dials and texts etc (bad jack daniels, bad mike!) but basically since i left Korea i havent one a single thing, and even before that hadnt talked to her since Dec.
This week was the anniversary of her mom’s passing away, and rather than send her flowers I felt it would be appropriate to just write a nice letter and send it off to her(which i did on facebook). I just expressed my condolences and wished her well, as well as told her about the bone marrow because I thought it would make her feel better. This is the whole me trying to do something nice for someone I love because they used to be really important in my life, even though now I dont even know them.
What happened after i sent it? The bitch BLOCKED me. What the F? SHe fucking blocked me. I cant even see her profile to begin with, and she blocked me. Thats fucking cold blooded.
I was feeling pretty heated, but then realized that hey, maybe I was wrong and maybe I did something or wrote someting that as inappropriate. So what I did was I asked two of my best friends, Jenna and Jeff, what was up. I let them both read the letters and suprisingly they had conflicting viewpoints.

Jenna (Who loved my ex, and always talked about how pretty and sweet she was) read the letter and was suprised at what hapened. She said she cried just reading it, and that my ex was a psycho bitch, and a really bad person, and mean. She was really suprised at what happened.
Jeff ( Who dislikes my ex, and practically told me every week we dated that I should dump her) criticized me. He said it was fucked up of me to try and get back in her life ( even though it was just a letter, and im about 50000000 miles away) and that I was wrong no matter what.

This is very interesting, becuase the one who likes her thinks shes worthless, and the one who hates her is defending her. How intriguing. Nevertheless I learned something. Sometimes it is just better to let things go. Its possible that wonderful people can ruin themselves, and its possible that a person who was once incredibly amazing can become a total piece of trash. Just because I once wanted to marry a girl doesnt mean she cant be a soulless bitch, it just so happened i didnt see that side of her until after she decided to go succubus on me.

Oh well, life moves on. Im just suprised how cruel people can be at times ( not to say I’m not).

The downside of all this is that I got really bummed out. It was because I was hurt that I tried to do something nice for someoen and it blew up in my face. It sucks to know someone has so much hate for you, when you really arent a bad person, yet likes so many people that are blatant douchebags. As a result of my bummedness, I cancelled my date with a really cute bartender I met in Daegu. I guess overall its okay because girls from bars can be poison.

More to follow, but it wont actually follow, it will be on top.

Okay…. This is important:

from CNN (CNN! CNN! yes. CNN. not fucking FOX News or some other stupid shit, or perez hilton, from CNN)

“

‘Sex and the City’ director addresses death rumor”

Will “Sex and the City” have a “Death in the City”? It’s been a persistent rumor in cyberspace as the buzz kicks into overdrive for the film opening later this month.
Sex and the City

Chris Noth plays Mr. Big and Sarah Jessica Parker is Carrie in “Sex and the City.”

If you want the rumor to remain in play, stop reading now.

But director Michael Patrick King is ready to free us from some of our worst fears. Namely, that Mr. Big, Carrie Bradshaw’s longtime, on-and-off love played by Chris Noth, will kick the bucket.

“

Okay … several things:

Looking into the headlines CNN is covering its something like this:

Myanmar Cyclone (poor bastards, as if the country didnt have it bad enough to begin with)
Sect “Messiah” arrested on sex charges (oh my)
Worldwide hunt for pedophile
Election News
and then fucking Sex and the City Rumor

i mean cmon, every day i try to go to CNN and BBC for news, prior to heading off to work, and occasionally I see the dumbest shit. It just annoys me that they consider this “Breaking News” or even important to be in the headlines category.

Now, on the other hand.

wtf? Mr. Big should die. He is completely overrated, hes ugly as shit, and I just hate him in general. Plus, Aidan was a MUCH better dude. I loved Aidan I cant express that enough. And I think that the scene where him and Mr. Big get in a fight (if i remember correctly) was probably my favorite scene ever. Isnt Mr. Big married too? DOesnt this teach us bad values? Carrie should not go for a guy like Mr. Big. SHe should go for a guy like me… but she would need to be about 50 years younger.

There used to be a time I would take Miranda in a heartbeat. And I dont remember much else. I havent watched the show since my mom cancelled HBO about 9 years ago, or something ridiculous like that.

Hmm, I think I kind of got off on a tangent there.

Oh, and for all you haters : A lot of dudes like Sex and the City a lot more than we let on….

Struggling to keep my mind at ease lately.

So much to think about and deal with, I wish I could be a kid again so that my life wouldnt be nearly as complicated as it is.

back in the days when getting home from school so I could watch afterschool TV Shows was my main concern,

whether or not my mom would buy me the overpriced piece of plastic that I had been wanting so bad for weeks.

not the status of my soldiers, or whether or not the financial liability report would be in to my commander on time. Not the struggle to deal with the distance of my friends, or the love in my heart which wont seem to go away.

I grow old … I grow old …
I shall wear the bottoms of my trousers rolled.

I do not think that they will sing to me.

A year ago today marked the beginning of the end for someone who was very very important to me. People say that its important to stop living in the past, but I cant help it. The past is what gives us the basis for appreciating the present.

Stop. Stop. Stop. Stop. Stop.

I know that they will not sing to me.

Future Mike: Here is a snapshot of an enjoyable conversation u had with Stephie tonight/this morning/ why the hel are u up at 0400??

AntiHero3636 (3:33:45 AM): i had a dream
AntiHero3636 (3:33:51 AM): where i broke off all my teeth
AntiHero3636 (3:33:57 AM): and i just woke up
AntiHero3636 (3:33:58 AM): an i was like
AntiHero3636 (3:33:59 AM): man
AntiHero3636 (3:34:03 AM): i have to get all my teeth fixed
AntiHero3636 (3:34:06 AM): and then I ws like
AntiHero3636 (3:34:10 AM): oh wow, it was a dream, thank god

piratestephie (3:34:19 AM): that means something
piratestephie (3:34:22 AM): but i dont know what
AntiHero3636 (3:34:38 AM):
X
X
X
X
X
piratestephie (3:50:06 AM): well
piratestephie (3:50:09 AM): lillies are classier
piratestephie (3:50:25 AM): carnations ae generally considered a cheap flower
AntiHero3636 (3:50:30 AM): oh
AntiHero3636 (3:50:32 AM): oops
AntiHero3636 (3:50:34 AM):
piratestephie (3:53:00 AM): see what would you do without me
AntiHero3636 (3:55:50 AM): die
piratestephie (3:56:33 AM): damn straight
AntiHero3636 (3:56:55 AM):
AntiHero3636 (3:58:06 AM): so
AntiHero3636 (3:58:09 AM): i have a date
AntiHero3636 (3:58:11 AM): next sddk
piratestephie (3:58:12 AM): oooo
AntiHero3636 (3:58:13 AM): week
piratestephie (3:58:16 AM): with?
AntiHero3636 (3:58:23 AM): a bartender
AntiHero3636 (3:58:25 AM): that i picked up
AntiHero3636 (3:59:06 AM): she went to school in berkely for 2 yeas
AntiHero3636 (3:59:16 AM): speaks poor english
AntiHero3636 (3:59:18 AM): but speaks some chinese
AntiHero3636 (3:59:24 AM): so our 3 languages together
AntiHero3636 (3:59:25 AM): will make it work
piratestephie (3:59:40 AM): cool
piratestephie (4:00:35 AM): that’s exciting!
piratestephie (4:00:41 AM): don’t get too attached to the natives
piratestephie (4:00:45 AM): that is my advice
AntiHero3636 (4:00:54 AM): haha
AntiHero3636 (4:00:58 AM): yea, its just something to do is all
piratestephie (4:01:57 AM): totally
AntiHero3636 (4:05:35 AM):
AntiHero3636 (4:05:40 AM): shes purdy too
AntiHero3636 (4:05:43 AM): but shes 27
piratestephie (4:07:06 AM): that’s not that old
AntiHero3636 (4:07:12 AM): well
AntiHero3636 (4:07:14 AM): if it was a dude
AntiHero3636 (4:07:15 AM): and i was a girl
AntiHero3636 (4:07:16 AM): ur right
AntiHero3636 (4:07:18 AM): but im a dude
piratestephie (4:07:21 AM): dont be sexist
AntiHero3636 (4:07:25 AM): im not!
piratestephie (4:07:29 AM): maybe an older woman can teach you something
piratestephie (4:07:34 AM): wink wink
AntiHero3636 (4:07:34 AM): like math?
piratestephie (4:07:40 AM): yeah… math
AntiHero3636 (4:07:47 AM): sexual math?
piratestephie (4:08:15 AM): i know my calculus
piratestephie (4:08:18 AM): it says you + me = us
AntiHero3636 (4:08:26 AM): HAHAHA i was totally going to write that…. wow….
AntiHero3636 (4:08:29 AM): ahaha
AntiHero3636 (4:08:33 AM): what is that from again
piratestephie (4:13:58 AM): i forget
piratestephie (4:14:01 AM): something on mtv
AntiHero3636 (4:14:07 AM): i love you.
piratestephie (4:14:16 AM):
AntiHero3636 (4:16:55 AM): Fucking A man why do I still feel the way I do about the one person I should hate??
AntiHero3636 (4:17:01 AM): it really pisses me off!
AntiHero3636 (4:17:10 AM): and im not talking about Robert Downey Jr
piratestephie (4:17:11 AM): that’s life i guess
piratestephie (4:17:13 AM): hey!
piratestephie (4:17:15 AM): he’s alrighrt
AntiHero3636 (4:17:28 AM): eh, sometimes i hope it means that there was some validity to what i felt all that time ago, and maybe it really was real
AntiHero3636 (4:17:32 AM): ya know?
piratestephie (4:17:45 AM): im sure it was real
piratestephie (4:18:06 AM): it was important and life changing and signifigant
piratestephie (4:18:07 AM): but
piratestephie (4:18:17 AM): that doesn’t preclude other future relationships from being all those things
piratestephie (4:18:21 AM): just….differently
AntiHero3636 (4:18:31 AM): oh durp ive dated other girls since then, no problem
AntiHero3636 (4:18:39 AM): well… “dated” being a loose term
AntiHero3636 (4:19:35 AM): but i mean…. i dunno you ever just know deep down that if you had changed even the most miniscule little thing, your life and perhaps someone elses life would be completely different?
AntiHero3636 (4:19:56 AM): I try to be the best man I can, and i just cant stand it when people get me wrong, because I have (for the most part) nothing but good intentions
AntiHero3636 (4:20:06 AM): Unless you cross me, then I can be a real asshole
AntiHero3636 (4:20:09 AM): but not to you!!!!!!!!!
AntiHero3636 (4:20:11 AM): <3 <3
AntiHero3636 (4:21:25 AM): oh well, Eva Braun loved hitler
AntiHero3636 (4:21:29 AM): and look at me
AntiHero3636 (4:21:30 AM): haha
piratestephie (4:21:45 AM): aww
piratestephie (4:21:56 AM): yeah, but i really beleive things work out the way they are supposed to
AntiHero3636 (4:21:58 AM): im jk, i know how critical u are of girls who destroy my heart
piratestephie (4:22:00 AM): or the way they have to
piratestephie (4:22:09 AM): that’s because you deserve the best!
AntiHero3636 (4:22:15 AM): she was
AntiHero3636 (4:22:16 AM):
piratestephie (4:22:20 AM): you would say the same thing if some guy was treating me like shit wouldnt you?
piratestephie (4:22:34 AM): if the situation were reversed, and a guy did that to me. what would you do
AntiHero3636 (4:22:46 AM): if some guy was treating you like shit, I would beat the deuce out of him
AntiHero3636 (4:23:03 AM): but it wasnt like that in my situation, girls only treat me like shit after we break up
AntiHero3636 (4:23:09 AM): thats also usually when they go crazy
piratestephie (4:24:10 AM): still
piratestephie (4:24:18 AM): that’s my point
AntiHero3636 (4:24:52 AM): well, thats true but… i dunno
AntiHero3636 (4:25:27 AM): its like no matter what i do or get involved in, some little voice in my head tells me to look back
AntiHero3636 (4:25:34 AM): even though boston sunk a while ago
AntiHero3636 (4:25:47 AM): oh well, who knows what will happen
piratestephie (4:25:48 AM): well
piratestephie (4:25:50 AM): yah
piratestephie (4:25:52 AM): who knows
piratestephie (4:26:00 AM): but you need to be your number 1
AntiHero3636 (4:26:06 AM): oh I am
AntiHero3636 (4:26:08 AM): you are my #1
piratestephie (4:26:10 AM): and do what’s best for you
AntiHero3636 (4:26:12 AM): im my own #1
piratestephie (4:26:12 AM):
AntiHero3636 (4:26:14 AM): so i guess that makes
AntiHero3636 (4:26:15 AM): you 2?
AntiHero3636 (4:26:15 AM): ahha
AntiHero3636 (4:26:16 AM): im sorry
AntiHero3636 (4:26:18 AM): so ur 2
piratestephie (4:26:22 AM): hhaa
AntiHero3636 (4:26:22 AM): 3 is…. hmm
piratestephie (4:26:25 AM): ill take it!
AntiHero3636 (4:26:25 AM): 3 is….
AntiHero3636 (4:26:29 AM): i dont know who 3 is!
AntiHero3636 (4:26:35 AM): i dont want my friends to get mad.
AntiHero3636 (4:26:40 AM): but like, 7 is my old dog
piratestephie (4:26:46 AM): 3 could be swigert
AntiHero3636 (4:27:06 AM): but i have so much love for matt and mike and jeff, and occasionally spencer
AntiHero3636 (4:27:08 AM): all the men in my life
piratestephie (4:27:13 AM): aww
AntiHero3636 (4:27:15 AM): and then dave sometimes too but hes been out of my life
AntiHero3636 (4:27:17 AM): and then carolyn!
piratestephie (4:27:22 AM): he’s been mia to everyone
piratestephie (4:27:23 AM): aww carolyn
piratestephie (4:27:25 AM): can
piratestephie (4:27:27 AM): t forget her
AntiHero3636 (4:27:30 AM): how could I?
AntiHero3636 (4:27:38 AM): and andrea if shes ever hanging out with us
AntiHero3636 (4:27:42 AM): and
AntiHero3636 (4:27:43 AM): EFRAM
AntiHero3636 (4:27:44 AM): and MATTIE
piratestephie (4:27:59 AM): wooo
piratestephie (4:28:02 AM): friendship unit!
AntiHero3636 (4:28:04 AM): anna when she coms from NY
piratestephie (4:28:06 AM): and jason
AntiHero3636 (4:28:09 AM): NAD
JASOSNOPSGNSOPfndg
AntiHero3636 (4:28:13 AM):
piratestephie (4:28:13 AM): and eddie!
AntiHero3636 (4:28:19 AM): Eddie kind of disappeared on us…
piratestephie (4:28:22 AM): i heard
piratestephie (4:28:23 AM): weird
AntiHero3636 (4:28:24 AM): that was not cool
piratestephie (4:28:26 AM): i still talk to him all the time
AntiHero3636 (4:28:33 AM): and Cara kind of bitched me out too
AntiHero3636 (4:28:38 AM): but not officially
AntiHero3636 (4:28:43 AM): i think its because i totally bitched her out
AntiHero3636 (4:29:02 AM): and then when i thought the dust had settled
AntiHero3636 (4:29:07 AM): she caught me with a re-bitching
AntiHero3636 (4:29:11 AM): totally off guard
AntiHero3636 (4:29:15 AM): a fantastic zinger….
AntiHero3636 (4:29:39 AM): oh shit
AntiHero3636 (4:29:43 AM): and Laura bitched me too
AntiHero3636 (4:30:03 AM): you know that whole “go with your gut emotion” bullshit idea i had rolling in my head?
AntiHero3636 (4:30:07 AM): backfired….
piratestephie (4:30:20 AM): haha
piratestephie (4:30:23 AM): let that be a lesson
AntiHero3636 (4:30:25 AM): hahah yea
AntiHero3636 (4:30:27 AM): right
AntiHero3636 (4:30:53 AM): its like, for the life of me I cant get girls who I like because of who they are to like me
AntiHero3636 (4:31:05 AM): but i can get random tricks from bars to be interested in me
AntiHero3636 (4:32:02 AM): Laura bitched me harder than Cara did, which is all good. I think I appreciate it more that way
piratestephie (4:33:37 AM): yeah
AntiHero3636 (4:34:24 AM): hmm
AntiHero3636 (4:34:34 AM): i wonder if girls from bar/clubs are bad
AntiHero3636 (4:34:39 AM): like, a bar is bad
AntiHero3636 (4:34:44 AM): but I think if its a bar club
AntiHero3636 (4:34:48 AM): even though i met christine at a bar
AntiHero3636 (4:35:04 AM): and she only became a horrible person when she went bonkers on me in September
AntiHero3636 (4:35:12 AM): I need to conduct some more field tests
piratestephie (4:35:18 AM): i met andy at a bar
piratestephie (4:35:19 AM): well pub
AntiHero3636 (4:35:20 AM): hmm
AntiHero3636 (4:35:34 AM): but they serve tea and crumpets in pubs!
piratestephie (4:35:35 AM): i dont think it means anything
piratestephie (4:35:39 AM): bartender though
AntiHero3636 (4:35:41 AM): so it cant be that bad!
piratestephie (4:35:44 AM): maybe different
AntiHero3636 (4:35:48 AM): oh yea, bartender has to be good!
AntiHero3636 (4:35:51 AM): she CUTE i tell ya
piratestephie (4:35:51 AM): you know what else they serve at pubs?
piratestephie (4:35:52 AM): beer
AntiHero3636 (4:35:56 AM): i <3 beer
AntiHero3636 (4:35:59 AM): GET IN MY BELLY
piratestephie (4:35:59 AM): i had way more beer that night than crumpets
AntiHero3636 (4:36:22 AM): I was prettty drunk too, kept doing 151 shots and talking to her ina weird hybrid language of korean/chinese/english
AntiHero3636 (4:36:40 AM): but she did something with her hair so that it was curled but straight i dont know it was hot
AntiHero3636 (4:36:46 AM): but fucking annoying shit she called me a playboy
AntiHero3636 (4:36:51 AM): which is annoying
AntiHero3636 (4:36:52 AM): as HELL
AntiHero3636 (4:37:08 AM): I get girls #s for sport, to see if i can do it
AntiHero3636 (4:37:12 AM): but how often do i actually call them
AntiHero3636 (4:37:16 AM): pretty much never
AntiHero3636 (4:37:24 AM): that does not make me a playboy
piratestephie (4:37:24 AM): and she knows that how?
AntiHero3636 (4:37:32 AM): she doesnt! thats thet hing
AntiHero3636 (4:37:48 AM): but she called me one and it annoyed the piss out of me
AntiHero3636 (4:37:54 AM): cause thats like the 4th time in a week
AntiHero3636 (4:37:59 AM): you would think there is a TV show or something
AntiHero3636 (4:38:04 AM): where Korean girls learn that term
piratestephie (4:38:05 AM): well that that is the impression you are giving off
piratestephie (4:38:10 AM): haha or that
AntiHero3636 (4:38:17 AM): im not a fucking playboy though im a nice dude who actually cares about being good to people
AntiHero3636 (4:38:18 AM): lol
piratestephie (4:38:21 AM): maybe korean girls think all american boys are playboys
piratestephie (4:38:25 AM): or all soldiers
AntiHero3636 (4:38:27 AM): she was suprised when I said I wouldnt cheat on my gf if i had one
AntiHero3636 (4:38:35 AM): eh , i told her i was an english teacher from canada
AntiHero3636 (4:38:39 AM): just like I tell everyone
AntiHero3636 (4:38:45 AM): but maybe its cause i was dressed real stylish
AntiHero3636 (4:38:52 AM): and ordering expensive drinks
piratestephie (4:39:58 AM): haha yeah
AntiHero3636 (4:40:05 AM): *sigh*
AntiHero3636 (4:40:15 AM): i shoulda used that damn ring when i had the chance my life would be so much more settled
AntiHero3636 (4:40:22 AM): instead of all this drinking and hippity hoppity
AntiHero3636 (4:40:30 AM): text messaging BS with girls i dont even care about
AntiHero3636 (4:40:32 AM): ill tell ya
piratestephie (4:40:35 AM): your life would not be better
AntiHero3636 (4:40:38 AM): theres 3 things I enjoy in life
AntiHero3636 (4:40:43 AM): 4.
AntiHero3636 (4:40:45 AM): 1. sleep
AntiHero3636 (4:40:46 AM): 2. eat
AntiHero3636 (4:40:48 AM): 3. work
piratestephie (4:40:49 AM): a ring doesnt fix any problems
AntiHero3636 (4:40:56 AM): 4. helping these koreans learn english
AntiHero3636 (4:41:07 AM): yea ur probably right, but its my big what-if? in life
AntiHero3636 (4:41:22 AM): like, i would have easily moved on by now
piratestephie (4:41:25 AM): i look at it like
AntiHero3636 (4:41:29 AM): if she hadnt completely gone psycho
piratestephie (4:41:30 AM): boy did you dodge a bullet
AntiHero3636 (4:41:31 AM): and 180 on me
AntiHero3636 (4:41:40 AM): nah, she was an amazing girl
AntiHero3636 (4:41:44 AM): like, really…
piratestephie (4:41:44 AM): maybe
AntiHero3636 (4:41:45 AM): until
AntiHero3636 (4:41:46 AM): one day
AntiHero3636 (4:41:47 AM): snap
piratestephie (4:41:49 AM): but she was also disturbed and cruel
piratestephie (4:41:51 AM): and spoiled
AntiHero3636 (4:41:54 AM): and i didnt even know who i was talking to on the phone
piratestephie (4:42:00 AM): and you dont want to spend your life with any of those things
AntiHero3636 (4:42:02 AM): eh , i loved her
AntiHero3636 (4:42:06 AM): but then again
AntiHero3636 (4:42:08 AM): i also love you!
piratestephie (4:42:13 AM): exactly!
piratestephie (4:42:27 AM): anyways you hadn’t even been together that long
AntiHero3636 (4:42:32 AM): eh
piratestephie (4:42:35 AM): its easy to love someone the first year
AntiHero3636 (4:42:36 AM): enough talk about that person
piratestephie (4:42:42 AM): its the 3rd that’s killer
AntiHero3636 (4:42:46 AM): well
AntiHero3636 (4:42:54 AM): shes the one that fell out of love with me
AntiHero3636 (4:42:56 AM): which is offending!
AntiHero3636 (4:42:58 AM): cause im SO amazing
piratestephie (4:43:02 AM): of course
AntiHero3636 (4:43:04 AM): and she traded me for TRASH
AntiHero3636 (4:43:06 AM): thats the worst part!
piratestephie (4:43:06 AM): really it’s her big mistake
AntiHero3636 (4:43:12 AM): if it had been someone better than me
AntiHero3636 (4:43:16 AM): i would be pissed and annoyed
AntiHero3636 (4:43:31 AM): but id be like, okay… fuck! must try better to be a more awesome person (talk to stephie to achieve this!)
AntiHero3636 (4:43:35 AM): but it wasnt
AntiHero3636 (4:43:42 AM): it was like, douchebags and sleazeballs and randos
piratestephie (4:43:53 AM): well
piratestephie (4:43:59 AM): at least you can know that you are a catch
piratestephie (4:44:03 AM): and it was her mistake
AntiHero3636 (4:44:13 AM): haha u have to say that, ur my friend
piratestephie (4:44:24 AM): i would say it anywys
piratestephie (4:44:31 AM): but that is WHY I am your friend
piratestephie (4:44:34 AM): cause of the awesoe
AntiHero3636 (4:44:42 AM): well, the feeling is mutual godamnit
AntiHero3636 (4:44:53 AM): can you imagine if we got married?
AntiHero3636 (4:45:03 AM): it would be like….
AntiHero3636 (4:45:30 AM): i dont even think George Washington created words good enough to describe what it would be like
piratestephie (4:45:52 AM): haha
piratestephie (4:46:02 AM): okay i gotta go now
piratestephie (4:46:03 AM): andy is here
AntiHero3636 (4:46:07 AM): lucky!
piratestephie (4:46:10 AM): good luck with the date
AntiHero3636 (4:46:10 AM): iwish andy were HERE!
AntiHero3636 (4:46:18 AM): hah ill probably bail at the last minute

do it to me everytime

SOmething today about MAJ Cousins referring to a large burrito as a small child, and talking about how hes going to eat a baby….

so then i thought about this:

i had a PT test today, did okay - ran faster than all the soldiers, cause I had to set a good example : I hate officers who slack and dont try.

Hib wants me to go play pball in Seoul, think I will do it.

I am thinking about going to Hong Kong in May, but unsure :

need to visit Angie in Beijing
Danno in Hong Kong
Kevin and Andy and Janet in TW
Kyla in Japan
Must go to Australia
Want to go to Singapore for a weekend.

so much to do…. so much

oh and Danielle may visit soon which will be coolio too

SO MUCH SO MUCH

yay

Remember when we were young?

I love this song, and used to be unable to get enough of it. Then I got enough of it.

WHen it rings, will you answer?

<3 Coheed and Cambria