Nor meant to be….

Future Mike: Here is a snapshot of an enjoyable conversation u had with Stephie tonight/this morning/ why the hel are u up at 0400??

AntiHero3636 (3:33:45 AM): i had a dream
AntiHero3636 (3:33:51 AM): where i broke off all my teeth
AntiHero3636 (3:33:57 AM): and i just woke up
AntiHero3636 (3:33:58 AM): an i was like
AntiHero3636 (3:33:59 AM): man
AntiHero3636 (3:34:03 AM): i have to get all my teeth fixed
AntiHero3636 (3:34:06 AM): and then I ws like
AntiHero3636 (3:34:10 AM): oh wow, it was a dream, thank god

piratestephie (3:34:19 AM): that means something
piratestephie (3:34:22 AM): but i dont know what
AntiHero3636 (3:34:38 AM):
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piratestephie (3:50:06 AM): well
piratestephie (3:50:09 AM): lillies are classier
piratestephie (3:50:25 AM): carnations ae generally considered a cheap flower
AntiHero3636 (3:50:30 AM): oh
AntiHero3636 (3:50:32 AM): oops
AntiHero3636 (3:50:34 AM):
piratestephie (3:53:00 AM): see what would you do without me
AntiHero3636 (3:55:50 AM): die
piratestephie (3:56:33 AM): damn straight
AntiHero3636 (3:56:55 AM):
AntiHero3636 (3:58:06 AM): so
AntiHero3636 (3:58:09 AM): i have a date
AntiHero3636 (3:58:11 AM): next sddk
piratestephie (3:58:12 AM): oooo
AntiHero3636 (3:58:13 AM): week
piratestephie (3:58:16 AM): with?
AntiHero3636 (3:58:23 AM): a bartender
AntiHero3636 (3:58:25 AM): that i picked up
AntiHero3636 (3:59:06 AM): she went to school in berkely for 2 yeas
AntiHero3636 (3:59:16 AM): speaks poor english
AntiHero3636 (3:59:18 AM): but speaks some chinese
AntiHero3636 (3:59:24 AM): so our 3 languages together
AntiHero3636 (3:59:25 AM): will make it work
piratestephie (3:59:40 AM): cool
piratestephie (4:00:35 AM): that’s exciting!
piratestephie (4:00:41 AM): don’t get too attached to the natives
piratestephie (4:00:45 AM): that is my advice
AntiHero3636 (4:00:54 AM): haha
AntiHero3636 (4:00:58 AM): yea, its just something to do is all
piratestephie (4:01:57 AM): totally
AntiHero3636 (4:05:35 AM):
AntiHero3636 (4:05:40 AM): shes purdy too
AntiHero3636 (4:05:43 AM): but shes 27
piratestephie (4:07:06 AM): that’s not that old
AntiHero3636 (4:07:12 AM): well
AntiHero3636 (4:07:14 AM): if it was a dude
AntiHero3636 (4:07:15 AM): and i was a girl
AntiHero3636 (4:07:16 AM): ur right
AntiHero3636 (4:07:18 AM): but im a dude
piratestephie (4:07:21 AM): dont be sexist
AntiHero3636 (4:07:25 AM): im not!
piratestephie (4:07:29 AM): maybe an older woman can teach you something
piratestephie (4:07:34 AM): wink wink
AntiHero3636 (4:07:34 AM): like math?
piratestephie (4:07:40 AM): yeah… math
AntiHero3636 (4:07:47 AM): sexual math?
piratestephie (4:08:15 AM): i know my calculus
piratestephie (4:08:18 AM): it says you + me = us
AntiHero3636 (4:08:26 AM): HAHAHA i was totally going to write that…. wow….
AntiHero3636 (4:08:29 AM): ahaha
AntiHero3636 (4:08:33 AM): what is that from again
piratestephie (4:13:58 AM): i forget
piratestephie (4:14:01 AM): something on mtv
AntiHero3636 (4:14:07 AM): i love you.
piratestephie (4:14:16 AM):
AntiHero3636 (4:16:55 AM): Fucking A man why do I still feel the way I do about the one person I should hate??
AntiHero3636 (4:17:01 AM): it really pisses me off!
AntiHero3636 (4:17:10 AM): and im not talking about Robert Downey Jr
piratestephie (4:17:11 AM): that’s life i guess
piratestephie (4:17:13 AM): hey!
piratestephie (4:17:15 AM): he’s alrighrt
AntiHero3636 (4:17:28 AM): eh, sometimes i hope it means that there was some validity to what i felt all that time ago, and maybe it really was real
AntiHero3636 (4:17:32 AM): ya know?
piratestephie (4:17:45 AM): im sure it was real
piratestephie (4:18:06 AM): it was important and life changing and signifigant
piratestephie (4:18:07 AM): but
piratestephie (4:18:17 AM): that doesn’t preclude other future relationships from being all those things
piratestephie (4:18:21 AM): just….differently
AntiHero3636 (4:18:31 AM): oh durp ive dated other girls since then, no problem
AntiHero3636 (4:18:39 AM): well… “dated” being a loose term
AntiHero3636 (4:19:35 AM): but i mean…. i dunno you ever just know deep down that if you had changed even the most miniscule little thing, your life and perhaps someone elses life would be completely different?
AntiHero3636 (4:19:56 AM): I try to be the best man I can, and i just cant stand it when people get me wrong, because I have (for the most part) nothing but good intentions
AntiHero3636 (4:20:06 AM): Unless you cross me, then I can be a real asshole
AntiHero3636 (4:20:09 AM): but not to you!!!!!!!!!
AntiHero3636 (4:20:11 AM): <3 <3
AntiHero3636 (4:21:25 AM): oh well, Eva Braun loved hitler
AntiHero3636 (4:21:29 AM): and look at me
AntiHero3636 (4:21:30 AM): haha
piratestephie (4:21:45 AM): aww
piratestephie (4:21:56 AM): yeah, but i really beleive things work out the way they are supposed to
AntiHero3636 (4:21:58 AM): im jk, i know how critical u are of girls who destroy my heart
piratestephie (4:22:00 AM): or the way they have to
piratestephie (4:22:09 AM): that’s because you deserve the best!
AntiHero3636 (4:22:15 AM): she was
AntiHero3636 (4:22:16 AM):
piratestephie (4:22:20 AM): you would say the same thing if some guy was treating me like shit wouldnt you?
piratestephie (4:22:34 AM): if the situation were reversed, and a guy did that to me. what would you do
AntiHero3636 (4:22:46 AM): if some guy was treating you like shit, I would beat the deuce out of him
AntiHero3636 (4:23:03 AM): but it wasnt like that in my situation, girls only treat me like shit after we break up
AntiHero3636 (4:23:09 AM): thats also usually when they go crazy
piratestephie (4:24:10 AM): still
piratestephie (4:24:18 AM): that’s my point
AntiHero3636 (4:24:52 AM): well, thats true but… i dunno
AntiHero3636 (4:25:27 AM): its like no matter what i do or get involved in, some little voice in my head tells me to look back
AntiHero3636 (4:25:34 AM): even though boston sunk a while ago
AntiHero3636 (4:25:47 AM): oh well, who knows what will happen
piratestephie (4:25:48 AM): well
piratestephie (4:25:50 AM): yah
piratestephie (4:25:52 AM): who knows
piratestephie (4:26:00 AM): but you need to be your number 1
AntiHero3636 (4:26:06 AM): oh I am
AntiHero3636 (4:26:08 AM): you are my #1
piratestephie (4:26:10 AM): and do what’s best for you
AntiHero3636 (4:26:12 AM): im my own #1
piratestephie (4:26:12 AM):
AntiHero3636 (4:26:14 AM): so i guess that makes
AntiHero3636 (4:26:15 AM): you 2?
AntiHero3636 (4:26:15 AM): ahha
AntiHero3636 (4:26:16 AM): im sorry
AntiHero3636 (4:26:18 AM): so ur 2
piratestephie (4:26:22 AM): hhaa
AntiHero3636 (4:26:22 AM): 3 is…. hmm
piratestephie (4:26:25 AM): ill take it!
AntiHero3636 (4:26:25 AM): 3 is….
AntiHero3636 (4:26:29 AM): i dont know who 3 is!
AntiHero3636 (4:26:35 AM): i dont want my friends to get mad.
AntiHero3636 (4:26:40 AM): but like, 7 is my old dog
piratestephie (4:26:46 AM): 3 could be swigert
AntiHero3636 (4:27:06 AM): but i have so much love for matt and mike and jeff, and occasionally spencer
AntiHero3636 (4:27:08 AM): all the men in my life
piratestephie (4:27:13 AM): aww
AntiHero3636 (4:27:15 AM): and then dave sometimes too but hes been out of my life
AntiHero3636 (4:27:17 AM): and then carolyn!
piratestephie (4:27:22 AM): he’s been mia to everyone
piratestephie (4:27:23 AM): aww carolyn
piratestephie (4:27:25 AM): can
piratestephie (4:27:27 AM): t forget her
AntiHero3636 (4:27:30 AM): how could I?
AntiHero3636 (4:27:38 AM): and andrea if shes ever hanging out with us
AntiHero3636 (4:27:42 AM): and
AntiHero3636 (4:27:43 AM): EFRAM
AntiHero3636 (4:27:44 AM): and MATTIE
piratestephie (4:27:59 AM): wooo
piratestephie (4:28:02 AM): friendship unit!
AntiHero3636 (4:28:04 AM): anna when she coms from NY
piratestephie (4:28:06 AM): and jason
AntiHero3636 (4:28:09 AM): NAD
JASOSNOPSGNSOPfndg
AntiHero3636 (4:28:13 AM):
piratestephie (4:28:13 AM): and eddie!
AntiHero3636 (4:28:19 AM): Eddie kind of disappeared on us…
piratestephie (4:28:22 AM): i heard
piratestephie (4:28:23 AM): weird
AntiHero3636 (4:28:24 AM): that was not cool
piratestephie (4:28:26 AM): i still talk to him all the time
AntiHero3636 (4:28:33 AM): and Cara kind of bitched me out too
AntiHero3636 (4:28:38 AM): but not officially
AntiHero3636 (4:28:43 AM): i think its because i totally bitched her out
AntiHero3636 (4:29:02 AM): and then when i thought the dust had settled
AntiHero3636 (4:29:07 AM): she caught me with a re-bitching
AntiHero3636 (4:29:11 AM): totally off guard
AntiHero3636 (4:29:15 AM): a fantastic zinger….
AntiHero3636 (4:29:39 AM): oh shit
AntiHero3636 (4:29:43 AM): and Laura bitched me too
AntiHero3636 (4:30:03 AM): you know that whole “go with your gut emotion” bullshit idea i had rolling in my head?
AntiHero3636 (4:30:07 AM): backfired….
piratestephie (4:30:20 AM): haha
piratestephie (4:30:23 AM): let that be a lesson
AntiHero3636 (4:30:25 AM): hahah yea
AntiHero3636 (4:30:27 AM): right
AntiHero3636 (4:30:53 AM): its like, for the life of me I cant get girls who I like because of who they are to like me
AntiHero3636 (4:31:05 AM): but i can get random tricks from bars to be interested in me
AntiHero3636 (4:32:02 AM): Laura bitched me harder than Cara did, which is all good. I think I appreciate it more that way
piratestephie (4:33:37 AM): yeah
AntiHero3636 (4:34:24 AM): hmm
AntiHero3636 (4:34:34 AM): i wonder if girls from bar/clubs are bad
AntiHero3636 (4:34:39 AM): like, a bar is bad
AntiHero3636 (4:34:44 AM): but I think if its a bar club
AntiHero3636 (4:34:48 AM): even though i met christine at a bar
AntiHero3636 (4:35:04 AM): and she only became a horrible person when she went bonkers on me in September
AntiHero3636 (4:35:12 AM): I need to conduct some more field tests
piratestephie (4:35:18 AM): i met andy at a bar
piratestephie (4:35:19 AM): well pub
AntiHero3636 (4:35:20 AM): hmm
AntiHero3636 (4:35:34 AM): but they serve tea and crumpets in pubs!
piratestephie (4:35:35 AM): i dont think it means anything
piratestephie (4:35:39 AM): bartender though
AntiHero3636 (4:35:41 AM): so it cant be that bad!
piratestephie (4:35:44 AM): maybe different
AntiHero3636 (4:35:48 AM): oh yea, bartender has to be good!
AntiHero3636 (4:35:51 AM): she CUTE i tell ya
piratestephie (4:35:51 AM): you know what else they serve at pubs?
piratestephie (4:35:52 AM): beer
AntiHero3636 (4:35:56 AM): i <3 beer
AntiHero3636 (4:35:59 AM): GET IN MY BELLY
piratestephie (4:35:59 AM): i had way more beer that night than crumpets
AntiHero3636 (4:36:22 AM): I was prettty drunk too, kept doing 151 shots and talking to her ina weird hybrid language of korean/chinese/english
AntiHero3636 (4:36:40 AM): but she did something with her hair so that it was curled but straight i dont know it was hot
AntiHero3636 (4:36:46 AM): but fucking annoying shit she called me a playboy
AntiHero3636 (4:36:51 AM): which is annoying
AntiHero3636 (4:36:52 AM): as HELL
AntiHero3636 (4:37:08 AM): I get girls #s for sport, to see if i can do it
AntiHero3636 (4:37:12 AM): but how often do i actually call them
AntiHero3636 (4:37:16 AM): pretty much never
AntiHero3636 (4:37:24 AM): that does not make me a playboy
piratestephie (4:37:24 AM): and she knows that how?
AntiHero3636 (4:37:32 AM): she doesnt! thats thet hing
AntiHero3636 (4:37:48 AM): but she called me one and it annoyed the piss out of me
AntiHero3636 (4:37:54 AM): cause thats like the 4th time in a week
AntiHero3636 (4:37:59 AM): you would think there is a TV show or something
AntiHero3636 (4:38:04 AM): where Korean girls learn that term
piratestephie (4:38:05 AM): well that that is the impression you are giving off
piratestephie (4:38:10 AM): haha or that
AntiHero3636 (4:38:17 AM): im not a fucking playboy though im a nice dude who actually cares about being good to people
AntiHero3636 (4:38:18 AM): lol
piratestephie (4:38:21 AM): maybe korean girls think all american boys are playboys
piratestephie (4:38:25 AM): or all soldiers
AntiHero3636 (4:38:27 AM): she was suprised when I said I wouldnt cheat on my gf if i had one
AntiHero3636 (4:38:35 AM): eh , i told her i was an english teacher from canada
AntiHero3636 (4:38:39 AM): just like I tell everyone
AntiHero3636 (4:38:45 AM): but maybe its cause i was dressed real stylish
AntiHero3636 (4:38:52 AM): and ordering expensive drinks
piratestephie (4:39:58 AM): haha yeah
AntiHero3636 (4:40:05 AM): *sigh*
AntiHero3636 (4:40:15 AM): i shoulda used that damn ring when i had the chance my life would be so much more settled
AntiHero3636 (4:40:22 AM): instead of all this drinking and hippity hoppity
AntiHero3636 (4:40:30 AM): text messaging BS with girls i dont even care about
AntiHero3636 (4:40:32 AM): ill tell ya
piratestephie (4:40:35 AM): your life would not be better
AntiHero3636 (4:40:38 AM): theres 3 things I enjoy in life
AntiHero3636 (4:40:43 AM): 4.
AntiHero3636 (4:40:45 AM): 1. sleep
AntiHero3636 (4:40:46 AM): 2. eat
AntiHero3636 (4:40:48 AM): 3. work
piratestephie (4:40:49 AM): a ring doesnt fix any problems
AntiHero3636 (4:40:56 AM): 4. helping these koreans learn english
AntiHero3636 (4:41:07 AM): yea ur probably right, but its my big what-if? in life
AntiHero3636 (4:41:22 AM): like, i would have easily moved on by now
piratestephie (4:41:25 AM): i look at it like
AntiHero3636 (4:41:29 AM): if she hadnt completely gone psycho
piratestephie (4:41:30 AM): boy did you dodge a bullet
AntiHero3636 (4:41:31 AM): and 180 on me
AntiHero3636 (4:41:40 AM): nah, she was an amazing girl
AntiHero3636 (4:41:44 AM): like, really…
piratestephie (4:41:44 AM): maybe
AntiHero3636 (4:41:45 AM): until
AntiHero3636 (4:41:46 AM): one day
AntiHero3636 (4:41:47 AM): snap
piratestephie (4:41:49 AM): but she was also disturbed and cruel
piratestephie (4:41:51 AM): and spoiled
AntiHero3636 (4:41:54 AM): and i didnt even know who i was talking to on the phone
piratestephie (4:42:00 AM): and you dont want to spend your life with any of those things
AntiHero3636 (4:42:02 AM): eh , i loved her
AntiHero3636 (4:42:06 AM): but then again
AntiHero3636 (4:42:08 AM): i also love you!
piratestephie (4:42:13 AM): exactly!
piratestephie (4:42:27 AM): anyways you hadn’t even been together that long
AntiHero3636 (4:42:32 AM): eh
piratestephie (4:42:35 AM): its easy to love someone the first year
AntiHero3636 (4:42:36 AM): enough talk about that person
piratestephie (4:42:42 AM): its the 3rd that’s killer
AntiHero3636 (4:42:46 AM): well
AntiHero3636 (4:42:54 AM): shes the one that fell out of love with me
AntiHero3636 (4:42:56 AM): which is offending!
AntiHero3636 (4:42:58 AM): cause im SO amazing
piratestephie (4:43:02 AM): of course
AntiHero3636 (4:43:04 AM): and she traded me for TRASH
AntiHero3636 (4:43:06 AM): thats the worst part!
piratestephie (4:43:06 AM): really it’s her big mistake
AntiHero3636 (4:43:12 AM): if it had been someone better than me
AntiHero3636 (4:43:16 AM): i would be pissed and annoyed
AntiHero3636 (4:43:31 AM): but id be like, okay… fuck! must try better to be a more awesome person (talk to stephie to achieve this!)
AntiHero3636 (4:43:35 AM): but it wasnt
AntiHero3636 (4:43:42 AM): it was like, douchebags and sleazeballs and randos
piratestephie (4:43:53 AM): well
piratestephie (4:43:59 AM): at least you can know that you are a catch
piratestephie (4:44:03 AM): and it was her mistake
AntiHero3636 (4:44:13 AM): haha u have to say that, ur my friend
piratestephie (4:44:24 AM): i would say it anywys
piratestephie (4:44:31 AM): but that is WHY I am your friend
piratestephie (4:44:34 AM): cause of the awesoe
AntiHero3636 (4:44:42 AM): well, the feeling is mutual godamnit
AntiHero3636 (4:44:53 AM): can you imagine if we got married?
AntiHero3636 (4:45:03 AM): it would be like….
AntiHero3636 (4:45:30 AM): i dont even think George Washington created words good enough to describe what it would be like
piratestephie (4:45:52 AM): haha
piratestephie (4:46:02 AM): okay i gotta go now
piratestephie (4:46:03 AM): andy is here
AntiHero3636 (4:46:07 AM): lucky!
piratestephie (4:46:10 AM): good luck with the date
AntiHero3636 (4:46:10 AM): iwish andy were HERE!
AntiHero3636 (4:46:18 AM): hah ill probably bail at the last minute